So I spent the day wrangling some CSS, right until I tested in in Internet Explorer, and it fell apart. Then I did some research, a fair amount of Googling around, and solved the problems, but by the end of it, I had (and still have) major brain lag.
Artist’s Note: At first, the composition was just going to be the dragon on the right, but then I started typing the title for the post, and couldn’t resist drawing a draconic version of Winnie-the-Pooh.